As the air begins to cool and the leaves turn, so do our thoughts turn to the crisp, chic looks of fall fashion. (Actually, it’s hot as balls outside and my houseplants are all dying but hey, I’m always thinking of good ways to fritter away my next paycheck).

Now, as we all know, the fundamental elements of building a solid wardrobe, no matter what the season, is a pair of jeans that give you a holler-worthy bum.

After spending many exhausting hours researching the available goods, I began to become disenchanted. Maybe I was meant for a lifetime in Big D sweats. That’s when I discovered Uniqlo. For $39.95, you too can be the owner of a pair of slim, straight leg jeans in a variety of flattering rinses from black to dark blue to light gray. Not only do these little mamas give you an ass that doesn’t quit, they are sized one size too big (so if you are usually a 6, you will be a 4). Amazing! Just be sure to get the Slim Straight Leg rather than the Skinny Leg or else you will look like Iggy Pop after a crack bender.

Our consulting editor, Bryan, also loves the men’s line and he doesn’t even have a butt! I don’t know how they do it but I think Japanese people are magic.

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