Child Abuse Hates Puppies More than Children*

Brooklyn band Child Abuse put on a great show tonight at Cake Shop. Whether or not they actually hate children has yet to be confirmed, but you can find out in our forthcoming interview. The cuddly trio begins a U.S. & Canada tour (in a biodiesel van!) next week, so for now: a brief photo recap of tonight’s performance.

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Luke usually makes scary/weird faces and/or consumes the mic.

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I thought Tim (right) might fall over because he thrashed around uncontrollably so much. Oran (left) remained calm.

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More Luke. More curls!

unflushed toilet
And finally… what is THE DEAL with men not flushing toilets? I mean come on. The next person to use it will either have to deal with flushing someone else’s pee, or they’ll not flush and suffer from other-pee backsplash. Either way, it’s unpleasant and should be avoided.

Correction: At the show, Luke actually said “I like puppies—maybe even more than children.” Pardon me.

One Response to “Child Abuse Hates Puppies More than Children*”

  1. maggie Says:

    i totally have that biggie shirt.

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