This Just In: Go Fuck Yourselves, Criminals
Riding in a police car yet again
Bryan: so what happened
Bryan Quinn: time to eat the donuts
Mollie: hi
Bryan: you alright?
Mollie: what did u hear
i’m fine
Bryan: barrie just said you texted her that you got mugged
figured you were probalby ok if you were texting about it
Sent at 11:51 AM on Monday
Bryan: so?
nick: what’s going on here?
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[10:26] mollie: :(
[10:26] nick: ?
[10:27] mollie: i was harassed on the street
[10:27] mollie: called the cops
[10:27] mollie: we drove around
[10:27] mollie: it was an unsuccessful mugging
[10:28] nick: sucks!
[10:28] nick: in our hood?
[10:28] mollie: yes.
[10:28] mollie: one block from my apt
[10:28] nick: fuck
[10:28] mollie: yeah
[10:28] mollie: i’m like, “i have no money”
[10:28] mollie: i was just picking up laundry
[10:28] mollie: he patted me down, said be quiet, looked through my bag
[10:29] mollie: i have an audio clip that i need to edit a little
[10:30] mollie: cop talking
[10:30] mollie: ug
[10:34] nick: omg, that sucks!
[10:34] nick: that’s so scary.
[10:34] mollie: i rode around in the car for awhile, looking for him
[10:34] nick: he didn’t take anything?
[10:35] mollie: no, i didn’t have anything!
[10:35] nick: wow
[10:35] mollie: i was wearing yoga pants and a t-shirt
[10:35] mollie: and a jacket with keys in the pocket
[10:35] mollie: and was carrying laundry
[10:35] nick: so this guy was basically an idiot.
[10:35] mollie: yes
[10:35] mollie: i was like dude, i’m sorry, i really don’t have anything
[10:35] nick: man, that’s terrible.
[10:35] nick: what time of day?
[10:36] mollie: he patted me down
[10:36] mollie: touched my boob
[10:36] mollie: and butt
[10:36] mollie: last night around 10:30
[10:36] nick: oh man.
[10:36] mollie: that guy is dumb
[10:37] nick: well, at least you didn’t get hurt… weren’t there people on the block?
[10:37] mollie: people carrying laundry really aren’t carrying a lot of money
[10:37] mollie: i didn’t have a purse
[10:37] mollie: no, usually there are people around
[10:37] mollie: by the time i noticed him ( he was walking toward me) he started walking right up to me
[10:37] mollie: and i was like fuck
[10:38] nick: and that laundromat is only a block from your place, right?
[10:38] mollie: yeah
[10:38] mollie: and usually there’s ppl out
[10:38] mollie: i have buddies on the next stoop
[10:38] nick: man, bad timing.
[10:38] mollie: I DON’T WANT TO BE SCARED
[10:39] mollie: the cops were dicks
[10:39] nick: don’t be. it was one of those random things that could happen in any neighborhood
[10:39] mollie: they were like “why do you live in this neighborhood”
[10:39] nick: that double-sucks
[10:39] nick: ug.
Barrie: jesus
that’s really scary
i’m glad you’re ok
you called the police, obv
Mollie: yes
local precinct and 911
i should have stayed there and called immed.
that’s the only way they can catch ppl
but i didn’t have my phone and ii just wanted to get the fuck inside
so i called michelle first bc she had just left
she and shawn walked w/ me to ‘mat
and then i called u
no wait then cops
then u
Barrie: oh god molls i’m so sorry
Mollie: it’s fine
it could’ve happened anywhere
he wasn’t violent
i juts gotta be more aware, which i usually am
Barrie: sounds dumb
he sounds dumb
Mollie: i was just carrying a huge sack of laundry
i dunno
Barrie: a similar thing happened to me in buffalo
Mollie: i’m not going to move
Barrie: i was like dude i prob have less $$ than you
you don’t have to
meghan and neal got shot at by their house
Mollie: yeah
Barrie: amy’s fiance got beat up in park slope
people have gotten raped and killed on the lower east side
and upper east side
Mollie: yeah
this was just some dumb idiot
Barrie: yes
i’m still sorry tho
Mollie: thank you
Bryan: whoa
weird
so he just came up to you and demanded money?
did he show you a weapon?
Mollie: no weapon
he was like “where’s your money at”
i’m like i don’t have any
Bryan: haha
Mollie: i’m just picking up laundry
“show me your money
is it in the bag?
..looks through bag
pats me down
butt
boobs
Bryan: oy
then realizes you have nothing and walks away?
Mollie: yeah
carries bag like 2 steps
then drops it
Bryan: your laundry bag?
Mollie: yeah
so there was gross sidewalk liquid on it
didn’t smell bad
Bryan: what a moron
guessing Af-Am male, 20s?
Mollie: afam, male, late 30s to mid 40s
Bryan: huh
sober?
Mollie: seemed like it
Bryan: weird
Mollie: it’s not like i had a purse or something
Bryan: right
well, glad you’re alright
Mollie: just a bag of towels and sheets
fucking retard
thanx
<3
October 29th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
what a piece of shit. i’m so glad you’re okay, mollie!!
October 29th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
: / ((()))
October 29th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
yes, criminals are overall stupid. this is a well established fact. anyone who mugs you is an idiot. this guy was just…. ehn. glad you’re ok (and your laundry too).
October 29th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
ugh, MOLLIE. what a dumbfuck! so terrible. and it’s true, these things happen everywhere. stay tuff! [and thanks to barrie for the sho(u)t out!]
October 29th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
:( i’m glad you are OK.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
I’m so sorry to hear this. What a terrible thing to happen. Don’t let him make you feel like a prisoner.
Although I’m sure I wouldn’t do this when carring a bag of laundry just one block - when I’m alone I usually walk with 911 dialed on my phone and my finger on the send button, when circumstances call for it.
Again, I’m so so sorry. :(
October 30th, 2007 at 12:23 am
i sometimes walk with my pepper spray in hand. it depends.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:43 am
holly, i’m afraid he’d use it against me. isn’t that what usually happens? :(
elizabeth, that’s an interesting idea. how would the cops know where i am tho?
October 30th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Ugh - I’m so sorry this happened to you. Very disturbing, esp. the grab-ass part. :(
This is why I usually carry my boxing gloves prominently outside of my gym bag if I’m walking around after dark. Do you want to borrow them?
October 30th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Thanks miss_p, but I think you need your gloves. But that’s a good idea. Anyone have any good ideas for something I could carry? Baseball bat? Tennis racket? I’m serious.. there must be something. Altho I do think that was a fairly isolated incident.
October 30th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Yeah, I recommend carrying something bad-ass like a hockey stick or other sports paraphenelia.
I also like to fix my patented ‘thousand-yard stare(TM)’ on dumbasses who think they can pick on little asian girls. Cracking my knuckles ominously also helps…
October 31st, 2007 at 7:53 pm
:(