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Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Meatloafing on Ice: Prospect Park

Wollman Rink, Prospect Park
Saturday, December 6
Time: TBD (afternoonish)

Bring a friend! Bring a kid! Bring a giant thermos full of hot chocolate! Lace up and join us at the second annual Meatloafing on Ice—an event that’s already legendary. We’ll have awards (and maybe prizes, too) for Best Moves, Fell on Ass the Most, Speed Demon, and more. See you there!

Jeans Survey: The Results Are In!

Monday, February 25th, 2008

jeansAs I washed my jeans the other night, I wondered how often other people wash theirs. I go as long as possible until they no longer fit properly. With my current jeans that’s probably around five wears, but then I’ll wear them a few more times until they look unfashionably loose in the bottom and I feel frumpy and I’m forced to hit the ‘mat. So I texted a bunch of my denim-wearing good friends and here’s how they replied: (more…)

It Only Took Five Years But It Finally Happened

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

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EXT. NEW YORK CITY - MIDTOWN - DAY

BEN, a 24-year-old Korean-American male dressed in jeans a black sweatshirt and black hoodie, is walking down Sixth Avenue. He’s carrying his lunch in a plastic bag with Chinese characters on it. It’s lunchtime and the streets are alive with tourists and office workers all looking for something to eat.

As he approaches his building he sees a Chinese delivery man on a bike nearly get hit by oncoming traffic. The delivery man then chains his bike to a light post with incredible efficiency and runs into the nearby building.

INT. THE HIPPODROME - LOBBY

Ben enters the building that the delivery man had also just entered. There’s a security guard at the front desk in the lobby talking to the delivery man.

SECURITY GUARD

Oh man, another one… Delivery?
(Louder) YO, Delivery!?

Ben looks up to realize that the guard is talking to him.

BEN

Uh… no.

Perhaps thinking that Ben can’t speak English, the guard yells even louder.

SECURITY GUARD

YO! Delivery! Over here!
(to somebody else) The second delivery guy is here.

Annoyed, Ben ignores the guard and walks to the elevators.

Butt Seriously…

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

asses2.jpgAs the air begins to cool and the leaves turn, so do our thoughts turn to the crisp, chic looks of fall fashion. (Actually, it’s hot as balls outside and my houseplants are all dying but hey, I’m always thinking of good ways to fritter away my next paycheck).

Now, as we all know, the fundamental elements of building a solid wardrobe, no matter what the season, is a pair of jeans that give you a holler-worthy bum. (more…)

Important Life Decisions and Events

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

me: i have to paint b4 i can have a housewarming
Bryan: mm
me: the starbux brown is making me crazy
like the shining
i’m thinking “light french gray”
or “cloudy day”
Bryan: hmm
ok
me: ahh just clicked “purchase”
what a rush
Bryan: whoa
gotta drop a deuce
me: front to back

paint chips

Where to Get Your Fill of Full Frontal Nudity this Weekend

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Sure, you can impress your friends and say you’re going to see the latest David Cronenberg or Ang Lee film, but we all know the real reason why you’re really in the mood to see a movie this weekend…

Viggo Viggo

Name: Viggo Mortensen

Where: Eastern Promises

Tony Leung Tony Leung

Name: Tony Leung

Where: Lust, Caution

hello

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

hello krasdale.