Archive for the ‘chats’ Category

Weekend Sadness Review

Monday, August 25th, 2008

This weekend was a little rough. We rode the Cyclone again and hurt ourselves. Dinner with our good friends at DiFara did little to alleviate the pain.

Meatloafing: i had a bad difara experience
it was sad :/
Slice: wha happen?
Meatloafing: out of cheese
romano or whatever
crumbly
also used sage instead of basil
and the son who sux was working
son w/ really bad posture had night off
and daughter wasn’t there
dom and son got in a tiff
son stormed off, started sweeping
idk

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Readers Report: Point Break is a Must-See Film that Features Hot Actors

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Add it to your Netflix queue this instant. Point Break, the 1991 Swayze/Reeves vehicle, is apparently really awesome.

RHCPfan*: I am traveling back in time with Blood Sugar Sex Magic
Meatloafing: give it away

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Pickling Pre-Interview with Yossi

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Our good friend Yossi recently started making his own pickles. We’ve always loved pickles, especially pickled green beans. So good! Maybe later he’ll talk to us about how he got started, his favorite pickles, and his future hopes and dreams. (Note: the pickles shown are not Yossi’s pickles)pickles

Meatloafing: can i interview you about pickling?
Yossi: uh
Yossi: I don’t really know much about it
Yossi: I’ve followed the same recipe succesfully five times. that’s it.
Meatloafing: i don’t care
Meatloafing: i don’t know many picklers

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The Holiday Loaf: Mollie Cera is Legend

Monday, December 24th, 2007

nyc holiday streets

Have you finished your holiday shopping? I haven’t really started, but I think most of my presents can be purchased at Duane Reade. Mostly I’ve been entertaining (cookie exchange) and not venturing past Food Dimensions. Also would recommend seeing Juno. Will report on Walk Hard after tomorrow.

Benjamin: is it really dead there today?
me: yes
midtown and subwyas were dead too
i took a pic, will post on loaf
Benjamin: get a pic of you in deserted midtown and you can call it Mollie Is Legend
me: i don’t get it but i gather it’s a reference to that movie
Benjamin: well in th emovie will smith is the last person left in manhattan
so it’s deserted except him
me: oh
hehe
i am so full of cookies
it’s given me some digestive issues

Slim-Fitting Sweatpants Needed ASAP

Monday, December 10th, 2007

me: i might make a shaved brussels sprouts salad with mustard vinaigrette and pine nuts
Barrie: OMG
me: i wish i had better sweatpants
Barrie: i thought you like your aas?
mine are gap
me: those are tight and thin
i want a little thicker
still slim but not totally hugging
Barrie: try gap body
me: ok
$$
?
i thought mbe kmart
Barrie: idk
oh rite
yeAH
or targ
me: yeah

Don’t Try to Sell Me Your One-Size-Fits-All Tights

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Urban Outfittters: “One-size” tights are a terrible idea and you certainly shouldn’t be selling them for $20. I have some $4 ones from Old Navy and they sag and it’s not only just weird, it’s uncomfortable and makes me feel like I’m wearing a diaper. So I’m not going to buy your more expensive tights even if they’re really cute. Here’s what our good friend Elizabeth, a fashion design student at FIT, has to say about the subject:

Meatloafing: honestly, would you buy that shit?
Elizabeth: one size fits all?
Elizabeth: depends. sometimes, yes.

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This Just In: Go Fuck Yourselves, Criminals

Monday, October 29th, 2007

cop car
Riding in a police car yet again

Bryan: so what happened
Bryan Quinn: time to eat the donuts
Mollie: hi
Bryan: you alright?
Mollie: what did u hear
i’m fine
Bryan: barrie just said you texted her that you got mugged
figured you were probalby ok if you were texting about it
Sent at 11:51 AM on Monday
Bryan: so?

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Dear Larry David

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

I am single. Let’s get together. Also:

Mollie: how r ewe
AK: ok
AK: you?
Mollie: pretty good
Mollie: i think larry david overuses “prettty.. pretty good”
Mollie: a little
AK: me too
Mollie: used to be like once every few eps
Mollie: now it’s every one
Mollie: :/

Happy Radiohead Day!

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Editor’s note: So the new Radiohead record, In Rainbows, was released today as a download only. I couldn’t access the site (here’s another site that discusses it in great depth), but these two dorks persevered and succeeded, and below is their alarmingly joyous analysis of the album. If you are not a Radiohead fan, you might be a little weirded out (or, frankly, bored). But if you are a fan, pretend you’re in there chatting and giggling right along with them.

Dork 1 (7:57:19 AM): just downloaded it twice
Dork 1 (7:57:28 AM): greenplastic, “Our verdict: Quite possibly the best Radiohead album ever made.”
Dork 2 (7:57:40 AM): of course they’ll say that today
Dork 1 (7:58:04 AM): i’m scared
Dork 2 (8:02:50 AM): I FUCKING GOT IT
Dork 1 (8:02:55 AM): wait till you turn it on
Dork 2 (8:03:24 AM): I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR NUDE

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Let Me Give You a BJ

Monday, October 8th, 2007

We’ve heard about the beards, the found-object instruments, and the fancy new record label. But Parts & Labor are also just dorks who enjoy drunken video chatting at 3 a.m. In the midst of a European tour, BJ Warshaw, the sometimes-spokesperson for P&L—“Brooklyn’s Sweethearts”—sat down (kind of) for an impromptu IM-terview.

BJ with banana

9:36 PM
BJ: I’m playing Wii in England. Dan says hi.
Mollie: Hello. tell him I saw the pic of him on the nudist vacation
BJ: He says, “augh!”
BJ: We’re gonna kill zombies now.
Mollie: I want to interview you for meatloafing
BJ: Resident Evil IV is totally calling.
BJ: This is the interview. Now. Start. Go. Ask.

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