Riding in a police car yet again
Bryan: so what happened
Bryan Quinn: time to eat the donuts
Mollie: hi
Bryan: you alright?
Mollie: what did u hear
i’m fine
Bryan: barrie just said you texted her that you got mugged
figured you were probalby ok if you were texting about it
Sent at 11:51 AM on Monday
Bryan: so?
I am single. Let’s get together. Also:
Mollie: how r ewe
AK: ok
AK: you?
Mollie: pretty good
Mollie: i think larry david overuses “prettty.. pretty good”
Mollie: a little
AK: me too
Mollie: used to be like once every few eps
Mollie: now it’s every one
Mollie: :/
Editor’s note: So the new Radiohead record, In Rainbows, was released today as a download only. I couldn’t access the site (here’s another site that discusses it in great depth), but these two dorks persevered and succeeded, and below is their alarmingly joyous analysis of the album. If you are not a Radiohead fan, you might be a little weirded out (or, frankly, bored). But if you are a fan, pretend you’re in there chatting and giggling right along with them.
Dork 1 (7:57:19 AM): just downloaded it twice
Dork 1 (7:57:28 AM): greenplastic, “Our verdict: Quite possibly the best Radiohead album ever made.”
Dork 2 (7:57:40 AM): of course they’ll say that today
Dork 1 (7:58:04 AM): i’m scared
Dork 2 (8:02:50 AM): I FUCKING GOT IT
Dork 1 (8:02:55 AM): wait till you turn it on
Dork 2 (8:03:24 AM): I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR NUDE
We’ve heard about the beards, the found-object instruments, and the fancy new record label. But Parts & Labor are also just dorks who enjoy drunken video chatting at 3 a.m. In the midst of a European tour, BJ Warshaw, the sometimes-spokesperson for P&L—“Brooklyn’s Sweethearts”—sat down (kind of) for an impromptu IM-terview.
9:36 PM
BJ: I’m playing Wii in England. Dan says hi.
Mollie: Hello. tell him I saw the pic of him on the nudist vacation
BJ: He says, “augh!”
BJ: We’re gonna kill zombies now.
Mollie: I want to interview you for meatloafing
BJ: Resident Evil IV is totally calling.
BJ: This is the interview. Now. Start. Go. Ask.
me: i have to paint b4 i can have a housewarming
Bryan: mm
me: the starbux brown is making me crazy
like the shining
i’m thinking “light french gray”
or “cloudy day”
Bryan: hmm
ok
me: ahh just clicked “purchase”
what a rush
Bryan: whoa
gotta drop a deuce
me: front to back
