Get Bent, Kerry.
Thursday, October 18th, 2007
I voted for John Kerry in the 2004 election. I guess it’s ok to talk about that now. I found him to be a bit of a political opportunist and was really unsure about his ability to lead but, after living through the first term of Bush I realized leadership skills were no longer a prerequisite for the most important job in America. Basically, I grudgingly warmed to Kerry because I didn’t think I had a better choice on election night. And I hated Bush’s
ferret face so much I would have voted for AIDS for President over him. In fact, I was so determined to remove Bush from the White House that I even donated $100 to John Kerry’s political campaign—cash he probably spent on Botox and Atkins-friendly horse feed. I got emails thanking me for my generous donation, and then a weekly email letting me know how awesomely his campaign was going. I was all “high-five, JK.” Full of hope. (more…)